jelly beans

i've recently become addicted to jelly beans.  i suppose easter season is the perfect time to become addicted to jelly beans because the shelves of every store are stocked with them.  this makes me wish i wasn't a jelly bean snob and could eat just the regular jelly beans on these shelves, but i can't.  the jelly beans that i love are jelly belly, but not just jelly belly, very specific flavors of jelly belly.  i LOVE the pear flavor, man oh man do those babies make my mouth water! and also the pink grapefruit flavor.  eating these flavors is very dangerous because it makes me think that i'm eating the actual fruit when in fact i'm eating something that is very very far from the fruit family.  it's embarrassing but i think today i ate about a half pound of jelly beans.  i wonder how many human pounds that will translate into?  i guess i won't be paying that scale a visit any time soon.  i guess i should also brush my teeth.  i wonder how many times i said jelly, belly, and bean during this entry?  

midterm tomorrow, yikes!