wisdom tooth: get out of the way molar!
molar: HEY!!! who do you think you are?!
WT: i'm a wisdom tooth. a large, very aggressive wisdom tooth.
M: you are not welcome in lydia's dainty little mouth. there is no room for you and i will not make any.
WT: well then i will just continue to push my way in and hang out in your curviture.
M: how dare you decide to show up after 22 years! you haven't been there for lydia like i have. where were you thanksgiving on 200o when her grandma's turkey was overcooked and very difficult to chew? or for the delicious pizza of '97 with the chewy crust? you were no where to be found, but i was there, i put in overtime for her. you and your buddies are not welcome here.
WT: i won't back down! i'm tired of being impacted. there are things to be chewed and i want to chew.
M: you are causing lydia pain and making her very crabby and for that i will never forgive you. because of you i missed my bath last night because she hurt so bad.
WT: fine, i'll get out, but i'll make it hurt. i'll just hang out here until i get cut and pulled out, and i'm taking my friends with me.
M: goo, you do that. we'll get over the pain, and over you. you will not be missed wisdom tooth.
thanks for standing strong molar. we'll be together forever.
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